Although rumours abound relating to the upcoming nuptials of Mr Nasty, Simon Cowell, we’re sure any self respecting bookie wouldn’t be laying great odds on it actually happening, and added to that, the prospect of Jedward being ring bearers, the whole event can only be viewed as a bit of an early pantomime!

Former UK X Factor stars John and Edward Grimes, remember them, the guys who couldn’t sing, dance or entertain in any way, have said they want to be involved in Cowell’s wedding and the twins have volunteered their services as the ring bearers when Simon marries make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy.

The 18-year-olds told Now magaine, “We should be the ring bearers and look after the rings. We would love to go to his wedding, we think it will be a really special moment and really cool.”
X Factor winner Joe McElderry said: “It would be entertaining.” To say the least!!!
Along with the offer to be ring bearers Jedward have made threats to sing a few numbers at Cowell’s wedding breakfast. Now there’s a good reason to call the whole thing off!

They said: “We should perform his favourite songs.”   Maybe “somewhere over the Rainbow’ cos the further away those two can be heard, the better!

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